Jon Cozart - Youtube culture a song

^CI'm a famous clown in a flower crown ^C7My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts ^FMy channel takes you through my bedroom routine ^Bdim7It's just between you and me ^Bdim7and a hundred thousand other tweens

^CDon't care for money, don't care about the fame I'm just ^C7collabing with my friend^C7s though I only know their screen names After ^Ffive minutes a week you think you know me offline I ^Bdim7exploit fandoms for a bottom line

^AmI ^{F C}conjure fame with^Bdim7 Challenge vids and ^AmI ^{F C}Play drinking games to ^Bdim7target kids and ^N.CI hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell (Weeee)

^AmWelcome, welco^Fme to the^C YouTube culture, the ^Bdim7YouTube cult!

^CHey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair If she ^C7pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire Ha, ha, ^Fhopping town to town in my first class flight Which you ^Bdim7kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write

^CYouTubers had morals back in twenty-eleven More ^C7virgins were at VidCon than in Al-Qaeda heaven Now we're ^Fsnorting lines of cinnamon Copycat cashing in ^Bdim7Quality to quantity It's Kubrick to Kardashian

^AmI ^{F C}Idolize your ^Bdim7idle eyes and ^AmI'm ^{F C}Monetizing,^Bdim7 kissing guys and ^N.CAnd I won't come out the closet 'till I've got something to sell about it

^AmWelcome, welco^Fme to my ^CYouTube lifestyle, ^Bdim7YouTube lie! ^AmWelcome, welco^Fme to the^C YouTube culture, the ^Bdim7YouTube cult!

^AmThere's a^F mistery to^C being at the^E7 top ^AmPeople ^Fthink I'm ^Cdivine ^{E7 F}Ooohhh but the truth is^Fmaj7, We're not heroes ^GWe just play some onli-i-ne

I'm like H^Cercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod 'cau^C7se yeah I'm just a normal guy, but also I'm a god So i ^Fdidn't write my book (Jesus didn't write the bible!) I ^Bdim7spread my message through the world with 12 year old disciples

I ^Cgot more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea They ^C7purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23 So ^Flove me and I'll love you more 'cause I ^Bdim7love the way you love me, my church is a merch store

^AmI--ii^Fii'm ^Cprivileged, white and ^Bdim7rich and male and ^AmYouuu^Fuu C (one strum) Bdim7 are not, so workshop at my YouTube sale ^N.CI put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you "deify" me

^AmWelcome, welco^Fme to the^C YouTube Sensation, th^Bdim7e YouTube sin! ^AmWelcome, welco^Fme to my ^CYouTube lifestyle, ^Bdim7YouTube lie! ^AmWelcome, welco^Fme ^CNa, naaa Welcome, ^D7welcome

^AmWelcome, welco^Fme I say ^CWelcome to the ^GYouTube ^Ccult (Cheers)