Jon Cozart - Youtube culture a song

^CI'm a famous clown in a flower crown, ^C7My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts, ^FMy channel takes you through my bedroom routine, ^Fdim7It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens

^CDon't care for money, don't care about the fame, ^C7I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names, ^FAfter five minutes a week you think you know me offline, ^Fdim7I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

^AmI ^{F C}conjure fame with ^E7challenge vids and, ^AmI ^{F C}play drinking games to ^E7target kids and, (muted) And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- (Weeeee!)

^AmWelcome, ^Fwelcome to the ^CYouTube Culture, ^Gthe YouTube cult

^CHey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair, ^C7If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire, H-h-^Fhoping down to town on my first class flight, ^Fdim7Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write

^CYoutubers had morals back in twenty-eleven, ^C7More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven, ^FNow we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in, ^Fdim7Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian

^AmI ^{F C}idolize your ^E7idle eyes and, ^AmI'm^{F C}monetizing ^E7kissing guys and, (muted) I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - (Wooo!)

^AmWelcome, ^Fwelcome to my ^CYouTube lifestyle, ^E7YouTube Lie, ^AmWelcome, ^Fwelcome to the ^CYouTube Culture, ^Gthe YouTube cult ^{G G7}

^AmThere's a ^Fmystery to ^Cbeing at the ^E7top, ^AmPeople ^Fthink I'm ^Cdevine^E7, oooooooo ^AmBut the truth is, ^CWe're not heroes, ^Gwe just play some o^G7nline

I'm like ^CHercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod ^C7'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M A GOD So I ^Fdidn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible ^Fdim7I spread my message through the world with 12 (year old) disciples

^CI got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea ^C7They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23 So, ^FLOVE ME and I'll love you more, ^Fdim7'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store

And ^AmI'm^{F C}privileged, white, and ^E7rich, and male, and ^AmYoooooo^Foou are ^Cnot - so worship at my ^GYouTube sale (muted) I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me

^AmWelcome, ^Fwelcome to the ^CYouTube Sensation, the ^E7YouTube Sin, ^AmWelcome, ^Fwelcome to my ^CYouTube Lifestyle, You^E7Tube Lie, ^AmWelcome, ^Fwelcome na-na ^AmWelcome, ^D7welcome na-na ^AmWelcome, ^Fwelcome, I said-a ^Cwelcome to the ^GYouTube ^CCult! ^CCheers!