Jon Cozart - Youtube culture a song

^C I'm a famous clown in a flower crown ^C7 My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts ^F My channel takes you through my bedroom routine It's just ^Fmbetween you and me ^N.C. and 100,000 other tweens ^C Don't care for money, Don't care about the fame I'm just col^C7labing with my friends, though I only know their screen names After ^Ffive minutes a week you think you know me offline I ^Fmexploit fandoms ^N.C. for a bottom line

^AmI ^{F C}conjure fame with ^Echallenge vids and ^AmI ^F play ^Cdrinking games to ^Etarget kids and ^N.C.I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee

^Am Welcome, ^Fwelcome to the ^CYouTube Culture ^N.C.The YouTube Cult

^C Hey guys, I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair If she ^C7pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire, HA HA ^FHopping town to town in my first class flight Which you ^Fmkinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write ^CYouTubers had morals back in 2011 More ^C7virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven Now we're ^Fsnorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin' in ^FmQuality to quantity, it's ^N.C. Kubrick to Kardashian

^AmI ^{F C}idolize your ^Eidle eyes and ^AmI'm^{F C}monetizing ^Ekissing guys and ^N.C.I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it

^Am Welcome, ^Fwelcome to my ^CYouTube Lifestyle ^EYouTube Lie ^Am Welcome, ^Fwelcome to the ^CYouTube Culture ^EThe YouTube Cult

^Am There's a ^Fmystery to ^Cbeing at the ^Emtop ^Am People ^Fthink I'm ^Cdivin^Ee ^Dm But the ^Dm7truth is, ^FWe're not ^Fmheroes ^GWe just play some ^Gonline

I'm like ^CHercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod Cause, ^C7yeah, I'm just a normal guy but als^N.C.o I'm a god So I ^Fdidn't write my book, Jesus didn't write the bible I ^Fmspread my message through the world with twelve-year-old disciples I've ^Cgot more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea They ^C7purchase my biography, despite the fact I'm twenty three So ^Flove me, and I'll love you more Cause I ^Fmlove the way you love me, my church is a merch store

^AmI'm^{F C}privileged, white, and ^Erich, and male and ^AmYou^{F C}ar^N.C.e not, so worship at m^Ey YouTube sale ^N.C.I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me

^Am Welcome, ^Fwelcome to the ^CYouTube Sensation The ^EYouTube Sin ^Am Welcome, ^Fwelcome to my ^CYouTube Lifestyle ^EYouTube Lie ^Am Welcome, ^Fwelcome, hmmm ^Cmmm Welcome, ^Emwelcome, naah naah ^Am Welcome, ^Fwelcome

I said ^Cwelcome ^Cto the ^GYou^GTube ^CCult ^CCheers!