Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Capo: 2
Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can can also alternate between G and G7. The strum is kind of a quick shuffle type thing. The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a slow strum, hit each string one at a time. Same with the chords in the bridge Intro - D C Asus2 D(stop)
DYou text at tChree in the morning Asus2 And you missDpell my name D You slept with Chalf my friends on FacebookAsus2 And most of Dthem think you are Dlame You say that Cwith me it's different Asus2 And your not Dthat big of a Ddick When you disapCpear it's cause you're busy Asus2 Not 'cause your Dwith some other chBmick
I know that Bmthis may be Bmuncool But I want to Bmtell you the Dtruth
Chorus
DMy self-esteem's not Clow enough to date you Asus2It's close but Dnot quite there DNeed time to get a Clittle more rejected Asus2 Then you and I could Dmake an awesome Dpair C Asus2 D D C Asus2 D(stop) A totally awesome pair
DI seem like Cyour perfect targeAsus2t Like I've been Dlonely for too Dlong You think I haven't had Csex in forever Asus2 And I'll aDdmit that you're not Dwrong But I would rCather have nothing Asus2 Than this crap, Dlet me reaffDirm I wouldn't touch your Cdick if I was poisoned Asus2 And the antiDdote was in your Bmsperm
I know that tBmhis may be unBmcool But I want to Bmtell you the Dtruth
DMy self-esteem's not Clow enough to date you Asus2It's pretty cloDse but not quite there DNeed time to get a Clittle more desperateAsus2 Then you and I could Dmake an awesome Dpair C Asus2 D D C Asus2 D(stop) A totally awesome pair
Bridge
BmWe could last Bmforever You just Chave to give me Dtime To Bmlearn to deal with Dbullshit And bClatant Dlies But for Dnow... for Dnow
DMy self-esteem's not Clow enough to date you Asus2It's so close bDut not quite there DNeed time to get a Clittle more wasted Asus2 Then you and I could Dmake an awesome Dpair C Asus2 D D C Asus2 D(stop) A totally awesome pair