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Capo: 2
Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can can also alternate between G and G7. The strum is kind of a quick shuffle type thing. The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a slow strum, hit each string one at a time. Same with the chords in the bridge Intro - C F Dsus2 G(stop)
CYou text at tFhree in the morning Dsus2 And you missGpell my name C You slept with Fhalf my friends on FacebookDsus2 And most of Gthem think you are Clame You say that Fwith me it's different Dsus2 And your not Gthat big of a Cdick When you disapFpear it's cause you're busy Dsus2 Not 'cause your Gwith some other chAmick
I know that Emthis may be Amuncool But I want to Emtell you the Gtruth
Chorus
CMy self-esteem's not Flow enough to date you Dsus2It's close but Gnot quite there CNeed time to get a Flittle more rejected Dsus2 Then you and I could Gmake an awesome Cpair F Dsus2 G C F Dsus2 G(stop) A totally awesome pair
CI seem like Fyour perfect targeDsus2t Like I've been Glonely for too Clong You think I haven't had Fsex in forever Dsus2 And I'll aGdmit that you're not Cwrong But I would rFather have nothing Dsus2 Than this crap, Glet me reaffCirm F DSus2 I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned And the antiGdote was in your Amsperm
I know that tEmhis may be unAmcool But I want to Emtell you the Gtruth
CMy self-esteem's not Flow enough to date you Dsus2It's pretty cloGse but not quite there CNeed time to get a Flittle more desperateDsus2 Then you and I could Gmake an awesome Cpair F Dsus2 G C F Dsus2 G(stop) A totally awesome pair
Bridge
AmWe could last Emforever You just Fhave to give me Ctime To Amlearn to deal with Cbullshit And bFlatant Glies But for Cnow... for Gnow
CMy self-esteem's not Flow enough to date you Dsus2It's so close bGut not quite there CNeed time to get a Flittle more wasted Dsus2 Then you and I could Gmake an awesome Cpair F Dsus2 G C F Dsus2 G(stop) A totally awesome pair