Frank Zappa - Bobby brown

H^Cey there people I'm Bobby Brown They ^Amsay I'm the cutest boy in town My ^Dm7car is fast, my teeth are shiney I t^Gell all the girls they can kiss my hiney

H^Cere I am at a famous school I'm d^Amressing sharp and I'm acting cool I got a c^Dm7heerleader here, wants to help with my paper Let her d^Go all the work and maybe later I'll rape her

Oh G^Fod I am the American Dream I ^Emdo not think I'm ^Amtoo extreme And I'm a ^Dm7handsome son of a b^Gitch I'm gonna g^Get a good job and be real rich ^N.C.(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)

W^Comen's liberation Came cr^Ameeping all across the nation I ^Dm7tell you people, I was not ready When I f^Gucked this dyke by the name of Freddy

She m^Cade a little speach then Uh, she t^Amried to make me say when She had my ^Dm7balls in a vice but she left the dick I guess it's st^Gill hooked on but now it shoots too quick

Oh G^Fod I am the American dream But ^Emnow I smell like ^Amvaseline I'm a ^Dm7miserable son of a b^Gitch

(I ^N.C.wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)

So I w^Cent out and bought me a leisure suit I ^Amjingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a ^Dm7job doing radio promo And n^Gone of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Ev^Centually me and a friend Sort of d^Amrifted along into S&M I can ^Dm7take about an hour on the tower of power As l^Gong as I gets a little golden shower

Oh G^Fod I am the American dream With a s^Empindle up my butt 'till it ^Ammakes me scream And I'll do^Dm7 anything to get ah^Gead I l^Gay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"

Oh G^Fod, oh God, I'm so fantastic T^Emhanks to Freddie, I'm a ^Amsexual spastic And my n^Fame is Bobby Br^Gown

And my n^Fame is Bobby Br^Gown W^Gatch me now, I'm going down