Frank Zappa - Bobby brown

^CHey there people I'm Bobby Brown They ^Amsay I'm the cutest boy in town My ^Dmcar is fast, my teeth are shiny I ^Gtell all the girls they can kiss my hiney

^CHere I am at a famous school I'm ^Amdressing sharp and I'm acting cool I got a ^Dmcheerleader here, wants to help with my paper Let her ^Gdo all the work and maybe later I'll rape her

Oh ^FGod I am the american dream I ^Emdo not think I'm ^Amtoo extreme And I'm a ^Dmhandsome son of a ^Gbitch

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I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

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(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)

^CWomen's liberation Came ^Amcreeping all across the nation I ^Dmtell you people, I was not ready When I ^Gfucked this dyke by the name of Freddy

She ^Cmade a little speech then Uuh, she ^Amtried to make me say when She had my ^Dmballs in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it's ^Gstill hooked on but now it shoots too quick

Oh ^FGod I am the american dream But ^Emnow I smell like ^Amvaseline I'm a ^Dmmiserable son of a ^Gbitch

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Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which

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(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)

So I ^Cwent out and bought me a leisure suit I ^Amjingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a ^Dmjob doing radio promo And ^Gnone of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

E^Cventually me and a friend Sort of ^Amdrifted along into S&M I can ^Dmtake about an hour on the tower of power As ^Glong as I gets a little golden shower

Oh ^FGod, I am the american dream With a ^Emspindle up my butt 'till it ^Ammakes me scream And I'll do ^Dmanything to get a^Ghead

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I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"

Oh ^Fgod, oh god, I'm so fantastic ^Emthanks to Freddie, I'm a ^Amsexual spastic And my ^Fname is Bobby ^GBrown

And my ^Fname is Bobby ^GBrown

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Watch me now, I'm going down And my ^Fname is Bobby ^GBrown

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Watch me now, I'm going down