Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown

^CHey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown, they ^Amisay I'm the cutest boy in town My ^Dm7car is fast, my teeth is shiney, I ^G7tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie ^CHere I am at a famous school, I'm ^Amidressin' sharp'n' I'm acting cool. I got a ^Dm7cheerleader here Wants to help with my paper, ^G7Let her do all the work'n' maybe later I'll rape her

®:Oh ^FGod I am the American dream, I ^Emido not think I'm ^Amitoo extreme, An' I'm a ^Dm7handsome sonofa^Gbitch, I'm ^G7gonna get a good job'n' be real rich (^Gget a good, get a good ...)

^CWomen's liberation, came ^Amicreepin' all across the nation I ^Dm7tell you people, I was not ready, when I ^G7fucked that dyke by the name of Freddie She ^Cmade a little speech then, aw, she ^Amitried to make me say when she had my ^Dm7balls in a vice But she left the dick, I ^G7guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

®:Oh ^FGod I am the American dream, but ^Eminow I smell like ^AmiVaseline. An' I'm a ^Dm7miserable sonofa^Gbitch Am I a ^G7boy or a lady ...? I don't know which (^GI wonder, wonder ...)

So I ^Cwent out'n' bought me a leisure suit, I ^Amijingle my change, but I'm still kinda' cute Got a ^Dm7job doin' radio promo, An' ^G7none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo E^Cventually me'n' a friend, Sorta ^Amidrifted along into S&M I can ^Dm7take about an hour on the tower of power, ^G7Long as I gets little golden shower

®:Oh ^FGod I am the American dream, With a ^Emispindle up my butt till it ^Amimakes me scream An' I'll do ^Dm7anything to get a^Ghead, I ^G7lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred"

Oh ^FGod, Oh God, I'm so fantastic ! ^EmiThanks to Freddie, I'm a ^Amisexual spastic And my ^Dm7name is Bobby ^GBrown, ^GWatch me now; I'm goin' down And my ^Dm7name is Bobby ^GBrown, ^GWatch me now; I'm goin' down And my ^Dm7name is Bobby ^GBrown, ^GWatch me now; I'm goin' down