Flight of the Conchords - Friends

^DFriends sing together l^Aa la la la ^AFriends do things together l^Da la la la ^DFriends laugh together h^Aa ha ha ha ^AFriends make graphs together l^Da la la la

^GFriends help you when you're in danger ^DFriends are people who are not strangers ^AFriends help you shift into a new place ^DTell you if you've got food on your face

^GFriends are the ones on whom you can depend ^DHe's my friend he's not my friend ^AFriends are the ones who are there in the end ^DHe's my friend they're not my friends

If ^Gyou trip over I'll catch your fall If you ^Dkick my dick I won't break your balls If y^Aou get drunk and vomit on me I'll ^Dmake sure you get some safely

If you ^Gcross the road and a truck struck you I'll ^Dscrape you up and reconstruct you I'll ^Acheer you up if you're depressed If y^Dou get murdered I'll avenge your death

^DFriends walk together l^Aa la la la ^APop and lock together Z^Dzt brrt zzt brrt ^DMe and him together l^Aa la la la ^AMe and Jim forever ^D

^GFriends go jogging at the track ^DFriends borrow money never pay it back ^AFriends do not let friends do crack ^DFriends go out and grab a snack

^GFriends drink beer in the sun Unlike ^Dgirlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one ^AFriends tell you when your fly's undone ^DMurray Your fly is undone

My ^Guncle John had a special friend They ^Ddressed alike his name was Ben I've ^Anever seen two friends like them They were ^Dvery very friendly men

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