Flight of the Conchords - Friends

^DFriends sing together ^A (No note) La la la la ^AFriends do things together ^D (No note) La la la la ^DFriends laugh together ^A (No note) Ha ha ha ha ^AFriends make graphs together^D (No note) La la la la ^GFriends help you when your in danger ^DFriends are people who are not strangers ^AFriends help you shift to a new place ^DTell you if you've got food on your face ^GFriends are the ones only you can depend ^DHe's my friend, he's not my friend ^AFriends are the ones who are there in the end ^DHe's my friend, their not my friends ^GIf you trip over i'll catch your fall ^DIf you kick my dick I wont break your balls ^AIf you get drunk and vomit on me, ^DI'll make sure you get home safely ^GIf you cross the road and a truck struck you ^DI'll scrape you up and reconstruct you ^AI'll cheer you up if your depressed ^DIf you get murdered, I'll avenge your death ^DFriends walk together ^A (No Note) La la la la ^ABump and lock together (No note) Robot noises ^DMe and him forever^A (Note note) La la la la ^AMe and Jim forever ^{D G}Friends go jogging at the track ^DFriends borrow money, never pay it back ^AFriends do not let friends do crack ^DFriends go out and grab a snack ^GFriends drink beer in the sun ^DUnlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one ^AFriends tell you when your flys undone ^D(Whispers)Murray, your flies undone ^GMy uncle John had a special friend ^DThey dressed alike, his name was Ben ^AI've never seen two friends like them ^DThy were very very friendly men ^DLa la la la^A (No note) Friends friends friends ^ALa la la la^D (No note) Friends friends friends friends ^DLa la la la^A (No note) Friends friends friends friends ^ALa la la la ^DFriends ^DLa la la la