Flight of the Conchords - Friends

^CFriends sing together ^F (No note) La la la la ^FFriends do things together ^C (No note) La la la la ^CFriends laugh together ^F (No note) Ha ha ha ha ^FFriends make graphs together^C (No note) La la la la ^FFriends help you when your in danger ^CFriends are people who are not strangers ^FFriends help you shift to a new place ^CTell you if you've got food on your face ^FFriends are the ones only you can depend ^CHe's my friend, he's not my friend ^FFriends are the ones who are there in the end ^CHe's my friend, their not my friends ^FIf you trip over i'll catch your fall ^CIf you kick my dick I wont break your balls ^FIf you get drunk and vomit on me, ^CI'll make sure you get home safely ^FIf you cross the road and a truck struck you ^CI'll scrape you up and reconstruct you ^FI'll cheer you up if your depressed ^CIf you get murdered, I'll avenge your death ^CFriends walk together ^F (No Note) La la la la ^FBump and lock together (No note) Robot noises ^CMe and him forever^F (Note note) La la la la ^FMe and Jim forever ^{C F}Friends go jogging at the track ^CFriends borrow money, never pay it back ^FFriends do not let friends do crack ^CFriends go out and grab a snack ^FFriends drink beer in the sun ^CUnlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one ^FFriends tell you when your flys undone ^C(Whispers)Murray, your flies undone ^FMy uncle John had a special friend ^CThey dressed alike, his name was Ben ^FI've never seen two friends like them ^CThy were very very friendly men ^CLa la la la^F (No note) Friends friends friends ^FLa la la la^C (No note) Friends friends friends friends ^CLa la la la^F (No note) Friends friends friends friends ^FLa la la la ^CFriends ^CLa la la la