Fair To Midland - The wife the kids and the white picket fence

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^FSufficed to say there's a time and a place, s^Amo I wait, For the ^Ctug-of-war and who you'l^Gl pull for, ^FWhile between you and me from point A to point B is ^Ama fine line, That b^Curns at both our ^Ggood ends,

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^FSufficed to say there's a time and a place, s^Amo I wait, For the ^Ctug-of-war and who you'l^Gl pull for, ^FWhile between you and me from point A to point B is ^Ama fine line, That b^Curns at both our ^Ggood ends,

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^FSufficed to say there's a time and a place, s^Amo I wait, For the ^Ctug-of-war and who you'l^Gl pull for, ^FWhile between you and me from point A to point B is ^Ama fine line, That b^Curns at both our ^Ggood ends,