Fair To Midland - The wife the kids and the white picket fence

^AmMail order ^Fbrides, ^Cturtlenecks, and ^Gtrophy wives ^AmHad the ways and ^Fmeans to breach ^CThe borders of ^Geasy street ^CAnd to blend right ^Gin We all ^Csurrounded them In a ^Fwhite picket ^Cfence Now ^Gboth ends ^Cmeet

^FSufficed to say there's a time and a place ^CSo I wait For the ^Gtug-of-war and who you'll ^Empull for ^FWhile between you and me from point A to point B is a ^Amfine line That ^Cburns at both our good ^Gends

^Am2 peas in a ^Fpod, a batt^Cleaxe, and a ^Gbastard child ^Amtook one step m^Fore and ^Cwent straight to the ^Gsource ^Cand to blend right ^Gin they opened ^Cfire with their ^Frain checks spent to ^Cmake ^Gends ^Cmeet

^FGo on, paint the whole town red ^CI'd rather follow who cleans up the mess ^GAnd so I ^Dwait.