Fair to Midland - The Wife, the Kids, and the White Picket Fence From: Fables from a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True) Tuning: Standard CHORDS: F C D G Bbsus Am Em E|--1--0--2--3---1-----0---0-------| B|--1--1--3--3---1-----1---0-------| G|--2--0--2--0---3-----2---0-------| D|--3--2--0--0---3-----2---2-------| A|--3--3-----x---1-----0---2-------| E|--1--------3-------------0-------| INTRO Em F C G Em F C Am VERSE

^AmMail order ^Fbrides, ^Cturtlenecks, and ^Gtrophy wives ^AmHad the ways and ^Fmeans to breach ^CThe borders of ^Geasy street ^CAnd to blend right ^Gin We all ^Csurrounded them In a ^Fwhite picket ^Cfence Now ^Gboth ends ^Cmeet

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^FSufficed to say theres a time and a place ^AmSo I wait For the ^Ctug-of-war and who you'll ^Gpull for ^FWhile between you and me from point A to point B is a ^Amfine line That ^Cburns at both our good ^Gends

^Am2 peas in a ^Fpod, a batt^Cleaxe, and a ^Gbastard child ^Amtook one step m^Fore and ^Cwent straight to the ^Gsource ^Cand to blend right ^Gin they opened ^Cfire with their ^Frain checks spent to ^Cmake ^Gends ^Cmeet

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^C Go on^G, paint the^F whole town^C red ^CI'd rather^G follow ^Fwho cleans up the^C mess ^CAnd ^Gso ^FI ^Dwait.

Yee^Bbsuseeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Oh ^Fyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh So ^Csay ^Gyeah!

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Fair To Midland - The wife the kids and the white picket fence