Dropkick Murphys - Kiss me im shitfaced

I ^Gplay in a band, we're the b^Cest in the ^Gland We're big in both Chelsea and Fr^Dance I ^Gplay one mean guitar and then s^Ccore at the ^Gbar There's a l^Cine of chicks w^Gaiting for their ch^Dance So c^Gome on now honey, I'll m^Cake you feel p^Gretty These other gals mean nothing to m^De Let^G's finish these drinks and be ^Cgone for the n^Gight 'Cause I'm m^Core than a han^Gdful, you'll s^Emee

So ki^Css me, I'm shitface^Gd I'm so^Caked, I'm s^Goiled and b^Drown in the tr^Cousers, she kis^Gsed me And I ^Amonly bo^Cught her one ro^Gund

I ^Gcan bench press a car, I'm an ^Cex football^G star with degrees from both Harvard and Ya^Dle Gi^Grls just can't keep up, I'm a r^Ceal love mac^Ghine I^C've had far bet^Gter sex while in ja^Dil I've^G designed the Sears Tower, I make t^Cwo grand an h^Gour I cook the world's best duck f^Dlambe I'l^Gl take the pick of the litter, g^Cirls jockey fo^Gr me I^C don't need these li^Gnes to get ^Emlaid

So ki^Css me, I'm shitface^Gd I'm so^Caked, I'm so^Giled and br^Down in the tr^Cousers, she kis^Gsed me And I ^Amonly bo^Cught her one ro^Gund

I'^Gm a man of the night, a real l^Cadies delig^Ght See my figure was chiseled from ^Dstone On^Ge more for the gal then I'll e^Cscort her ho^Gme C^Come last c^Gall, I'm never a^Dlone ^GI've a house on the hill with a ^Cred water ^Gbed That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to s^Dhame Wit^Gh girls by the pool and I^Ctalian sports ^Gcars I^C'm just here in this du^Gmp for the ^Emgame

So ki^Css me, I'm shitface^Gd I'm so^Caked, I'm so^Giled and br^Down in the tr^Cousers, she kis^Gsed me And I ^Amonly bo^Cught her one ro^Gund

I^G'm a pitiful sight, and I a^Cin't all th^Gat bright I'm definitely not chiseled from^D stone I'^Gm a cheat and a liar, no wo^Cman's de^Gsire I^C'll probably die c^Gold and alo^Dne

Bu^Gt just give me a chance, 'caus^Ce deep down^G inside I swear I got a big heart of go^Dld I'^Gm a monogamous man, no mo^Cre one night^G stands C^Come on, honey, let me t^Gake you h^Emome

So ki^Css me, I'm shitface^Gd I'm so^Caked, I'm^G soiled and^D brown in the tr^Cousers, she kis^Gsed me And I ^Amonly bo^Cught her one ro^Gund