Dropkick Murphys - Kiss me im shitfaced

I^C play in a band We're the best ^Fin the land ^C We're big in both Chelsea and France ^G I play one^F mean guitar and th^Cen score at the bar^{F C} There's a line ^Fof chicks waiting for^C their chance ^G So com^Ce on now honey, I'll make you feel p^Fretty ^C These other gals mean nothing to me ^G Let's fin^Fish these drinks^C and be gone for the^F night ^C 'Cause I'm more th^Fan a handfull you'^Cll see ^Am

So kis^Fs me, I'm shitface^Cd and i'm soak^Fed and i'm soiled and b^Crown in the tr^Gousers, ^F She kis^Csed me! And I only^G bough^Ft her one round ^C

I can ben^Cch press a car I'm an ex f^Football star ^C with degrees from both Harvard and Yale ^G Girls jus^Ft can't keep up ^C I'm a rea^Flly love machine ^C I've had far b^Fetter sex whil^Ce in jail ^G I des^Cigned the Sears tower I make two g^Frand an hour ^C I cook the world's best duck flambe ^G I'll take the pick^F of the litter ^C And girls jocke^Fy for me ^C I don't need^F these lines to ^Cget laid ^Am

I'm the man o^Cf the night A real ladi^Fes delight ^C See, my figure was chisled from stone ^G One more ^Ffor the gal then I^C'll escort her h^Fome ^C Come last call, I^F'm never alo^Cne ^G I own a house^C on the hill with a red water bed ^{F C} It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame ^G With girl^Fs by the pool and^C italian spor^Fts cars ^C I'm just here i^Fn this dump for ^Cthe game ^Am

I'm a piti^Cful sight And I ain'^Ft all that bright ^C I'm definitly not chisled from stone ^G I'm a chea^Ft and a liar ^C No woman^F's desire ^C I'll pro^Fbably die cold a^Gnd alone ^C

But just give me a chance ^C Cause deep down inside ^F G> I swear I got a big heart of gold I'm a monogamous man ^C No more one night stands ^F G> Come on, honey, let me take you home