Dropkick Murphys - Kiss me im shitfaced

^EI play in a band We're the best ^Ain the ^Eland We're big in both Chelsea and ^BFrance I play one mean guitar and then ^Ascore at the ^Ebar There's a ^Aline of chicks ^Ewaiting for their ^Bchance So com^Ee on now honey, I'll ^Amake you feel ^Epretty These other gals mean nothing to ^Bme Let's finish these drinks and be ^Agone for the ^Enight 'Cause I'm ^Amore than a ^Ehandful you'll ^C#msee

So kis^As me, I'm shitface^Ed and i'm soake^Ad and i'm ^Esoiled and ^Bbrown in the ^Atrousers, She ^Ekissed me! And I ^F#monly b^Aought her one r^Eound

^EI can bench press a car I'm an ^Aex football ^Estar with degrees from both Harvard and ^BYale Girls jus^At can't keep ^Eup I'm a r^Aeal love ma^Echine I've had ^Afar better ^Esex while in ^Bjail I des^Eigned the Sears tower I make ^Atwo grand an ^Ehour I cook the world's best duck flam^Bbe I'll take the ^Apick of the ^Elitter girls ^Ajockey for ^Eme I don't ^Aneed these ^Elines to get ^C#mlaid

^EI'm the man of the night A real ^Aladies de^Elight See, my figure was chiseled from ^Bstone One ^Amore for the ^Egal then I'll ^Aescort her ^Ehome Come last ^Acall, I'm ^Enever ^Balone I own a ^Ehouse on the hill with a ^Ared water ^Ebed It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to ^Bshame With ^Agirls by the ^Epool and I^Atalian sports ^Ecars I'm just ^Ahere in this ^Edump for the ^C#mgame

I'm a ^Epitiful sight And I ^Aain't all that ^Ebright I'm definitely not chiseled from ^Bstone I'm a ^Acheat and a ^Eliar No ^Awoman's de^Esire I'll ^Aprobably die ^Bcold and ^Ealone

^EBut just give me a chance Cause ^Adeep down inside I swear I got a big heart of ^Bgold I'm a mo^Enogamous man No ^Amore one night stands Come on, ^Bhoney, let me take you home