Dr. Hook - Freakin at the freakers ball

Well th^Dere's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha) Ton^Eight at the Freaker's Hall And you kn^Aow you're invited one and all Uh oh

^DCome on baby's grease your lips ^EGrab your hats and swing your hips And d^Aon't forget to bring your whips We're g^A7oing to the freaker's b^Dall (yes) ^DBlow your whistle, and bang your gong ^ERoll up something to take along ^AIt feels so good, it must be wrong We're fr^A7eakin' at the freaker's b^Dall

Well all the f^Aags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together The l^Deather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather The g^Ereatest of the sadists and the masochists too Screaming p^Alease hit me and I^A7'll hit you The ^GFBI is dancin' with the junkies All the s^Dtraights, s^Fdimwingin' with the funkies ^EAcross the floor and up the wall We're f^Areakin' at the fr^A7eaker's b^Dall, y^B'all We're f^Areakin' at the fr^A7eaker's b^Dall

^DEverybody's kissing each other ^EBrother with sister, son with mother ^ASmear my body up with butter ^A7And take me to the freaker's ^Dball ^DPass that roach please, and pour the wine ^EI'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine ^AI'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind ^A7Freakin' at the freaker's b^Dall

^AWhite ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones ^DNecrophiliacs looking for dead ones ^EThe greatest of the sadists and the masochists too Screaming pl^Aease hit me and I^A7'll hit you ^GEverybody ballin' in batches ^DPyromaniacs st^Fdimrikin' matches ^EI'm gonna itch me where it scratches ^AFreakin' at the fr^A7eaker's b^Dall, y^B'all We're fr^Aeakin' at the fr^A7eaker's b^Dall, we're at a b^Ball We're fr^Aeakin' at the fr^A7eaker's b^Dall