Dr. Hook - Freakin at the freakers ball

(Spoken:) Well, ^D gonna be freakers ball to-^E7 night at the freakers hall, and you ^A7 know you are invited one and ^D7 all....

^D C'mon babies, grease your lips, ^E7 Grab your hats, and swing your hips. ^A7 Don't forget to bring your whips, We're goin' to the Freakers ^D Ball. ^{A7 D} Blow your whistle, bang your gong, ^E7 Roll up somethin' to take along. ^A7 Feels so good it must be wrong, Freakin' at the Freakers ^D Ball.

All the ^A fags and dykes, they're boogyin' together, ^D Leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather. The ^E greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too, Screamin' ^A "Please hit me" and ^A "I'll hit you".^{A G} F.B.I. dancin' with the junkies , ^D All the Straights ^B7 swingin' with the Funkies ^E 'Cross the floor and up the wall ^A7 Freakin' at the Freakers ^D Ball. [B7¯] Yeah were ^E freakin at the ^A7 freakers ^D ball

^D Everybody is lovin' each other -- ^E7 Brother with sister - son with mother. ^A7 Smear my body up with butter, And take me to the Freakers ^D Ball. ^{A7 D} So pass that roach please and pour the wine --^E7 I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine. ^A7 I'm gonna boogie til I go blind -- Freakin' at the Freakers ^D Ball.

^A Black ones, white ones, yellow and red ones -- ^D Necropheliacs lookin' for dead ones. The ^E greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too -- Screaming'^A "Please hit me" and ^A "I'll hit you".^{A G} Everybody ballin' in batches ^D Pyromaniacs ^B7 strikin' matches. ^E I'm gonna itch me where it scratches -- ^A7 Freakin' at the Freakers ^D Ball, ^B7 y'all ^E Freakin' at the ^A7 Freakers ^D Ball.