Dierks Bentley - Drunk on a plane

^G I took two weeks’ vac^Cadd9ation for the honeymoon ^G A couple tickets all in^Cadd9clusive down in Cancun ^Em7 I couldn't get my money b^Dack so I'm in seat ^Cadd97A ^D I'm getting drunk on a plane

^G I bet the fella on the ^Cadd9aisle thought I was crazy ^G Cause I taped your picture to the ^Cadd9seatback right beside me ^Em7 Now I've got empty mini b^Dottles fillin' both our ^Cadd9trays ^D I'm getting drunk on a plane

B^Guyin' drinks for everybody^Cadd9 but the pilot it's a party ^Em7Got this 737 ^Cadd9rockin' like a G6 St^Gewardess is somethin' sexy ^Cadd9leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey ^Em7Told her about my condition,^Cadd9 got a little mile-high flight attention ^G It's Mardi G^Em7ras up in the c^Cadd9louds I'm up so h^Digh I may never come down ^G I'll try anyt^Em7hing to drown out the p^Cadd9ain; they all know why ^D I'm getting drunk on a plane

^G We had this date marked on the ^Cadd9calendar forever ^G We'd take that new wed limo^Cadd9 airport ride together ^Em7 I feel like a plastic groom al^Done there at the top of the ^Cadd9cake So hey,^D I'm getting drunk on a plane

B^Guyin' drinks for everybody^Cadd9 but the pilot it's a party ^Em7Got this 737 ^Cadd9rockin' like a G6 St^Gewardess is somethin' sexy ^Cadd9leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey ^Em7Told her about my condition,^Cadd9 got a little mile-high flight attention ^G It's Mardi G^Em7ras up in the c^Cadd9louds I'm up so h^Digh I may never come down ^G I'll try anyt^Em7hing to drown out the p^Cadd9ain; they all know why ^D I'm getting drunk on a plane

^G On my way home I'll bump this^Cadd9 seat right up to first class ^G So I can drink that cheap cha^Cadd9mpagne out of a real glass ^Em7 And when we land I'll call her ^Dup and tell her kiss my ^Cadd9ass 'Cause hey^D, I'm drunk on a plane

B^Guyin' drinks for everybody^Cadd9 but the pilot it's a party ^Em7Got this 737 ^Cadd9rockin' like a G6 St^Gewardess is somethin' sexy ^Cadd9leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey ^Em7Told her about my condition,^Cadd9 got a little mile-high flight attention ^G It's Mardi G^Em7ras up in the c^Cadd9louds I'm up so h^Digh I may never come down ^G I'll try anyt^Em7hing to drown out the p^Cadd9ain; they all know why ^D I'm getting drunk on a plane^{G Cadd9} I'm getting drunk on a plane^{G Cadd9} I might be passed out ^{G Cadd9} in the baggage claim^G But right no^Cadd9w I'm drunk on a pl^Gane