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I hope y?all enjoy! A D E F# E------------------------------------ B------------------------------------ G-------7----9------------------------- D--7----7----9----4---------------------- A--7----5----7----4---------------------- E--5--------------2-------------------- Key: H = hammer-on / = slide Intro x2: E ---------------------------------------| B --------------5/7----------------------| G ------5h6-5h6--------------------------| D ---------------------------------------| A ---------------------------------------| E ---------------------------------------| Verse 1:
AI took two weeks vacation fDor the honeymoon AA couple tickets all iDnclusive down in Cancun F#I couldn't get my money Eback so I'm in seat 7DA EI'm getting drunk on a plane
[intro] - play intro throughout 3/4s of Verse 2 Verse: 2
AI bet the fella on the aiDsle thought I was crazy A'Cause I taped your picture to the sDeatback right beside me F#Now I've got empty mini Ebottles fillin' both our tDrays EI'm getting drunk on a plane
Chorus:
ABuyin' drinks for everybody DBut the pilot, it's a party F#Got this 737 rEocking like a G6 AStewardess is somethin' sexy DLeanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey F#Told her about my condition EGot a little mile-high flight attention AIt's Mardi GraDs up in the clouF#ds I'm up so higEh, I may never come down AI'll try anythingD to drown out the pain F# E (let it ring out) They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
Intro x2
AWe had this date marked on the Dcalendar forever AWe'd take that new wed limo aDirport ride together F#I feel like a plastic groom Ealone there at the top of the Dcake So heyE, I'm getting drunk on a plane
Chorus:
ABuyin' drinks for everybody DBut the pilot, it's a party F#Got this 737 rEocking like a G6 AStewardess is somethin' sexy DLeanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey F#Told her about my condition EGot a little mile-high flight attention AIt's Mardi GraDs up in the clouF#ds I'm up so Ehigh, I may never come down AI'll try anythinDg to drown out the pain F# They all know wEhy I'm getting drunk on a plane
Solo: A, D, F#, E, A, D, F#, E, A, Verse 3:
AOn my way home I'll bump this Dseat right up to first class ASo I can drink that cheap chamDpagne out of a real glass F#And when we land I'll call her Eup and tell her kiss my aDss 'Cause hey, I'mE drunk on a plane
Chorus:
ABuyin' drinks for everybody DBut the pilot, it's a party F#Got this 737 rEocking like a G6 AStewardess is somethin' sexy DLeanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey F#Told her about my condition EGot a little mile-high flight attention AIt's Mardi GraDs up in the clouF#ds I'm up so higEh, I may never come down AI'll try anythingD to drown out the pain F# They all know Ewhy I'm getting drunk on a plane
During the outro either play the Intro or A,D throughout.