Dierks Bentley - Drunk on a plane

^GI took two weeks vacation ^Cadd9for the honeymoon ^GA couple tickets all i^Cadd9nclusive down in Cancun ^Em7I couldn't get my money ^Dback so I'm in seat^C 7a ^DI'm getting drunk on a plane

^GI bet the fella on the ^Cadd9aisle thought I was crazy ^GCause I taped your picture to the ^Cadd9seatback right beside me ^Em7Now I've got empty mini ^Dbottles fillin' both our^C trays ^DI'm getting drunk on a plane

^GBuyin' drinks for everybody ^Cadd9but the pilot it's a party ^EmGot this 737 ^Cadd9rockin' like a G6^G Stewardess is somethin' sexy ^Cadd9leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey ^Emtold her about my got a litt^Cadd9le mile-high flight attention ^GIt's Mardi ^Cadd9Gras up in the^Em clouds I'm up s^Do high I may never come ^Gdown I'll try anyt^Cadd9hing to drown out the^Em pain D (let ring out) they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

^GWe had this date marked on the ^Cadd9calendar forever ^GWe'd take that new wed limo ^Cadd9airport ride together ^Em7I feel like a plastic groom ^Dalone there at the top of the^C cake ^DSo hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

^GBuyin' drinks for everybody ^Cadd9but the pilot it's a party ^EmGot this 737 ^Cadd9rockin' like a G6^G Stewardess is somethin' sexy ^Cadd9leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey ^Emtold her about my condition ^Cadd9got a little mile-high flight attention ^GIt's Mardi ^Cadd9Gras up in the^Em clouds I'm up s^Do high I may never come ^Gdown I'll try anyt^Cadd9hing to drown out the^Em pain they all know ^Dwhy I'm getting drunk on a plane

^GOn my way home I'll bump this ^Cadd9seat right up to first class ^GSo I can drink that cheap ^Cadd9champagne out of a real glass ^Em7And when we land I'll call her ^Dup and tell her kiss my^Cadd9 ass ^D'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

^GBuyin' drinks for everybody ^Cadd9but the pilot it's a party ^EmGot this 737 ^Cadd9rockin' like a G6^G Stewardess is somethin' sexy ^Cadd9leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey ^Emtold her about my condition ^Cadd9got a little mile-high flight attention ^GIt's Mardi ^Cadd9Gras up in the^Em clouds I'm up s^Do high I may never come ^Gdown I'll try anyt^Cadd9hing to drown out the^Em pain they all know ^Dwhy I'm getting drunk on a plane ^G

^Cadd9I'm getting drunk on a plane^{G Cadd9}I might be passed out ^{G Cadd9}in the baggage claim ^{G Cadd9}but right now ^{G Cadd9}I'm drunk on a plane^G