Dewey Cox - Dear mr president

^CDear Mr ^AmPresident, I ^Fwant you to ^Gknow, I am ^Cdeeper than ^Amyou, ^Flisten and ^Glearn.

My ^Cheart is a ^Amchapel, My ^Fhead is a ^Gsteeple, My ^Carms are the ^Ampeople and the ^Gpeople now ^Cyearn.

I ^Cstand for the ^AmMidget, I ^Fstand for the ^GNegro, I ^Cstand for the ^AmInjun all ^Fhopped up on ^Gbooze. I ^Cstand for the ^AmJap, and I ^Fstand for the ^GBeaner, I ^Cstand yes I ^Amdo for the ^GChrist killin' ^CJew.

and I ^Cstand for the ^AmDyke, and I ^Fstand for the ^GRetard, I ^Cstand for the ^AmChinaman ^Fwashing My ^Gsocks. I ^Cstand for the ^AmBum and the ^FPimp and the ^GBugger, And the ^CCripple that ^Amlives on my ^Gstreet in the ^Cbox.

To ^Cconclude Mr. ^AmPresident, I'm ^Fnot at all ^Ghesitant, To ^Ctell you I ^Amthink the First ^FLady's a ^Gfox, Her ^CHusband the ^Amjerk-off, has ^Fruined My ^Gcountry, That's ^Call for to^Amday sin^Gcerely D. ^CCox.