Dewey Cox - Dear mr president

^FDear Mr ^APresident, I ^Fwant you to ^Gknow, I am ^Fdeeper than ^Ayou, ^Flisten and ^Glearn. My ^Fheart is a ^Achapel, My ^Fhead is a ^Gsteeple, My ^Farms are the ^Apeople and the ^Gpeople now ^Fyearn.

I ^Fstand for the ^AMidget, I ^Fstand for the ^GNegro, I ^Fstand for the ^AInjun all ^Fhopped up on ^Gbooze. I ^Fstand for the ^AJap, and I ^Fstand for the ^GBeaner, I ^Fstand yes I ^Ado for the ^GChrist killin' ^FJew.

and I ^Fstand for the ^ADyke, and I ^Fstand for the ^GRetard, I ^Fstand for the ^AChinaman ^Fwashing My ^Gsocks. I ^Fstand for the ^ABum and the ^FPimp and the ^GBugger and the ^FCripple that ^Alives on My ^Gstreet in the ^Fbox.

To ^Fconclude Mr. ^APresident, I'm ^Fnot at all ^Ghesitant, to ^Ftell you I ^Athink the First ^FLady's a ^Gfox. Her ^FHusband the ^Ajerk-off, has ^Fruined My ^Gcountry, That's ^Fall for to^Aday sin^Gcerely D. ^FCox.