Dewey Cox - Dear mr president

^GDear Mr ^EPresident, I ^Cwant you to ^Dknow, I am ^Gdeeper than ^Eyou, ^Clisten and ^Dlearn. My ^Gheart is a ^Echapel, My ^Chead is a ^Dsteeple, My ^Garms are the ^Epeople and the ^Dpeople now ^Gyearn.

I ^Gstand for the ^EMidget, I ^Cstand for the ^DNegro, I ^Gstand for the ^EInjun all ^Chopped up on ^Dbooze. I ^Gstand for the ^EJap, and I ^Cstand for the ^DBeaner, I ^Gstand yes I ^Edo for the ^DChrist killin' ^GJew.

and I ^Gstand for the ^EDyke, and I ^Cstand for the ^DRetard, I ^Gstand for the ^EChinaman ^Cwashing My ^Dsocks. I ^Gstand for the ^EBum and the ^CPimp and the ^DBugger and the ^GCripple that ^Elives on My ^Dstreet in the ^Gbox.

To ^Gconclude Mr. ^EPresident, I'm ^Cnot at all ^Dhesitant, to ^Gtell you I ^Ethink the First ^CLady's a ^Dfox. Her ^GHusband the ^Ejerk-off, has ^Cruined My ^Dcountry, That's ^Gall for to^Eday sin^Dcerely D. ^GCox.