Corey Taylor - Xmas

^F#There ain't nothing more depre^Bssin^Dbg than a pine tr^F#ee ^F#Gussied up with ca^Bndy can^Dbes and ba^F#lls ^BThose carollers have kept me up for h^F#ours It's Me^C#rry Christmas seeping through my wal^C#ls ^{B G# F# F#}Now I'm no Wiccan ^Bcommie ^Dbnut or nothi^F#ng But there's one da^Bmn holiday that I can't stand ^F#It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or ^F#even A^Fpril F^Ebools But it'll sur^Bely make a f^C#ool out of eve^F#ry man

If I ain't drunk then it ain't ^BChristmas You know where to stick those jingle b^F#ells ^{B C# F#} If I ain't hammered it ain't Han^Dbukkah And all you motherfuckers go to ^F#hell ^{B C# F#} If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t ^BKwanza Joy to the world and jack and c^F#oke ^{B C# F#} If I ain't drunk then it ain't C^Dbhristmas

^DbCause I ain’t ever anything but broke

^F#Now every year the mal^Bls ar^Dbe just a ^F#madhouse ^F#Full of empty po^Bckets, th^Dboughts and ^F#smiles ^BJust the smell of Eggnog makes me v^F#omit And those ^C#coloured lights are fucking infantil^C#e ^{B G# F# F#}I think we collecti^Bvely ^Dbas a p^Feople ^F#Should rise agains^Bt this co^Dbrporate jolly ^F#noise

^F#"Let's buy some peace an^F#d quiet^F for a ch^Ebange" Bef^Bore we spend it a^C#ll on fucking t^F#oys. ^{B Db}

If I ain't drunk then it ain't ^BChristmas You know where to stick those jingle b^F#ells ^{B C# F#} If I ain't hammered it ain't ^DbHanukkah Db (stop) F# B C# F# Fa la la la la go fuck yourself! If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t ^BKwanza Joy to the world of getting sto^F#ned ^{B C# F#}

If I ain't drunk then it ain't Chris^Dbtmas So ^Dbleave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.