Bowling For Soup - Val kilmer

More slap^Cstick than ^Gchick flick, more ^FCaddy shack than ^GBreakfast At Tiffany's So, ^Fthank me at the ^Gpodium for a ^Flifetime of contri^Gbution ^FTurn on the camera, ^Esomeone cue the extras, ^Dhair and makeup to the ^Gset

Because the ^Cbig screen's callin', final ^Gcasting call, it's your ^Fbig shot baby your the ^Gnext big star On ^Canother stupid movie 'bout a ^Gguy with a broken ^Fheart, he's fallin' ^Gapart F G F G (stop) Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

^{C G F G}So if you miss my ^Cmovie get the ^Gd.v.d, check out the ^Fchemistry between ^Gyou and me Less ^CRaising Ari^Gzona, more ^FSteel Mag^Gnolias So when you ^Fwalk down that red ^Gcarpet, I ^Fhope you trip and ^Gfall ^FI hope someone ^Esquirts you with a water gun, a ^Dsuper soaker filled with ^Gpee

Because the ^Cbig screen's callin', final ^Gcasting call, it's your ^Fbig shot baby your the ^Gnext big star On ^Canother stupid movie 'bout a ^Gguy with a broken ^Fheart, he's fallin' ^Gapart, F G F G (stop) Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

^A All apolo^Ggies to ^FKevin Costner and that chick from monster ^A Give me ^GAdam Sandler, Will ^FFerrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer Dm C F Dm Am G (stop) C He was funny in Real Genius, top secret was funny too, but he sucked as Batman

Because the ^Cbig screen's callin', final ^Gcasting call, it's your ^Fbig shot baby your the ^Gnext big star On ^Canother dumb movie 'bout a ^Gguy with a broken ^Fheart, I'm fallin' ^Gapart Steven ^CSpielberg's calling and he's ^Gsending a car, it's your ^Fbig shot baby, you're the ^Gnext big star On ^Canother stupid movie 'bout a ^Gguy with a broken ^Fheart, he's fallin' ^Gapart F G F G (stop) Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

^{C G} That gets the girl^F, I'm the ^Gguy that gets the girl (repeat to fade over ad lib lyrics)