VAL KILMER

I always thought my ^Cmovie Would be a ^Gcomedy Not quite the ^Ftragedy ^Gthat its become More ^Cslapstick than ^Gchickflick More ^FCaddyshack than ^GBreakfast At Tiffany's

^FSo, thank me at the ^Gpodium For a ^Flifetime of contributi^Emon

^FTurn on the cameras ^EmSomeone cue the extras ^DHair and makeup to the ^Gset

^CBecause the big screen's calling Final ^Gcasting call Its your ^Fbig shot baby your the ^Gnext big star ^COf another stupid movie 'bout a ^Gguy with a broken ^Fheart Is falling ^Gapart

Your ^Fheaded for the cutting room ^Gfloor And in the ^Fsequel honey I'm the ^Gguy who gets the ^Cgirl

G F

^GSo if you miss my ^Cmovie Get the ^GDVD Check out the ^Fchemistry Between ^Gyou and ^Cme

Less 'Raising Ari^Gzona' More '^FSteel Mag^Gnolias'

So when you ^Fwalk down that red ^Gcarpet ^FI hope you trip and ^Gfall ^FI hope someone ^Emsquirts you with a watergun A ^Dsuper soaker filled with ^Gpee

Because the ^Cbig screen's calling Final ^Gcasting call ^FIts your big shot baby your the ^Gnext big star On ^Canother stupid ^Gmovie About a guy with a broken ^Fheart Is falling ^Gapart

Your ^Fheaded for the cutting room ^Gfloor And in the ^Fsequel honey I'm the ^Gguy who gets the girl

^AAll a^Gpologies To ^FKevin Costner

and that chick from monster

^AGive me ^EmAdam ^GSandler, ^FWill Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer

^DHe was ^Emfunny in 'Real ^FGenius' [Greg] What about 'Top Gun'? [Jaret] No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny [Greg] Whatever

^DTop ^Emsecret was funny ^Gtoo But he sucked as Batman

Because the ^Cbig screen's calling Final ^Gcasting call Its your ^Fbig shot baby your the ^Gnext big star On ^Canother stupid movie About a ^Gguy with a broken ^Fheart Iâm fal^Gling apart

Steven ^CSpielberg's calling and he's ^Gsending a car It's your ^Fbig shot baby, you're the ^Gnext big star Of another stupid ^Cmovie About a ^Gguy with a broken ^Fheart Who's falling ^Gapart

Your ^Fheaded for the cutting room ^Gfloor But in the ^Fsequel honey I'm the ^Gguy who gets the ^Cgirl Who ^Ggets the ^Fgirl

Iâm^G the guy that gets^C the girl ^Ggets the ^Fgirl

Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi and Akroid, Chris Farley, Bill Murray in 'Stripes'. Eddie Murphy till 90, Chris Rock and John Candy, the cast of Hollywood Knights. Mike Myers, Jim Carrey and the Farelly Brothers are more my style. 'Terms of Endearment' I didn't get it. I'd much rather shut up and smile

Bowling For Soup - Val kilmer