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Calways thought my movie
would be a coGmedy
not quite the tragFedy that its becGome
more slapCstick than chickGflick
more CaddFyshack than BreaGkfast At Tiffany's
So, thaFnk me at the poGdium for a lifeFtime of conGtribution
Fturn on the camera
Amsomeone cue the extras
Fhair and makeup to the sGet
becCause the big screen's callin
final castGing call
its your bFig shot baby your the neGxt big star
on anCother stupid movie 'bout a guGy with a broken heaFrt
it's fallin aGpart
heaFded for the cutting room floGor
and in the seFquel honey i'm the gGuy who gets the girl