Bing Crosby - Swinging on a star

Would you l^Bmike to ^E7swing on a ^Astar ^A7Carry m^Am7oonbeams h^D7ome in a ^Gjar And be b^Bmetter o^E7ff than you a^A7re ^AmOr would you r^D7ather be a m^Gule?

A ^Gmule is an an^Cimal with lo^Gng funny ea^Crs He k^Gicks up at any^Cthing he he^Gars His b^A7ack is brawny but his br^Dain is weak He's ^Em7just plain stupid with a ^A7stubborn s^Dtreak And by the w^Gay, if you ^Chate to go to ^Gschool Y^Am7ou may grow ^D7up to be a ^Gmule

Or would you ^Bmlike to s^E7wing on a s^Atar ^A7Carry moo^Am7nbeams h^D7ome in a ^Gjar And be ^Bmbetter ^E7off than you ^A7are ^AmOr would you ra^D7ther be a pi^Gg?

A ^Gpig is an an^Cimal with di^Grt on his fa^Cce His ^Gshoes are a te^Crrible dis^Ggrace He's ^A7got no manners when he e^Dats his food He's ^Em7fat and l^A7azy and ext^Dremely rude But if you d^Gon't care a f^Ceather or a fi^Gg Y^Am7ou may grow ^D7up to be a p^Gig

Or would you l^Bmike to s^E7wing on a s^Atar C^A7arry moonb^Am7eams h^D7ome in a j^Gar And be ^Bmbetter ^E7off than you^A7 are ^AmOr would you r^D7ather be a fi^Gsh? A f^Gish won't do a^Cnything, but s^Gwim in a ^Cbrook He ^Gcan't write his n^Came or read a bo^Gok To f^A7ool the people is his only t^Dhought And t^Em7hough he's slippery, he st^A7ill gets ca^Dught But then if th^Gat sort of l^Cife is what you wi^Gsh ^Am7You may grow ^D7up to be a fi^Gsh

A^Gnd all the m^Bm7onkeys a^E7ren't in the zo^Ao E^A7veryd^Am7ay you'll me^D7et quite a fe^Gw So you ^Bm7see it's ^E7all up to ^Ayou Y^Amou can be bet^D7ter than you a^E7re Y^A7ou could be s^D7wingin' on a ^Gstar ^{C G}