Bing Crosby - Swinging on a star

^F7Would you l^E7ike to swing on a ^A7star? Carry mo^D7onbeams home in a j^Gar? ^F7 And be be^E7tter off than you ^A7are ^D7 Or would you rather be a ^Gmule?

A m^Gule is an ^Canimal with l^Gong funny e^Cars, ^GKicks up at a^Cnything he h^Gears. ^Em7 His b^A7ack is brawny but his br^Dain is weak, He's j^Em7ust plain st^A7upid with a st^Dubborn s^D7treak. And by the w^Gay, if you ha^Cte to go to sch^Gool, ^{F7 E7 Am7} You may grow ^D7up to be a m^Gule.

Or ^F7would you l^E7ike to swing on a ^A7star? Carry m^D7oonbeams home in a j^Gar? ^F7 And be b^E7etter off than you ^A7are ^D7 Or would you rather be a p^Gig?

A p^Gig is an a^Cnimal with di^Grt on his f^Cace; His s^Ghoes are a te^Crrible disg^Grace. ^Em7 He h^A7as no manners when he e^Dats his food, He's ^Em7fat and l^A7azy and e^Dxtremely r^D7ude; But if you d^Gon't care a f^Ceather or a f^Gig, ^{F7 E7 Am7} You may grow ^D7up to be a p^Gig.

Or w^F7ould you li^E7ke to swing on a s^A7tar? Carry ^D7moonbeams home in a j^Gar? ^F7 And be b^E7etter off than you ^A7are ^D7 Or would you rather be a f^Gish?

A f^Gish won't do an^Cything, but s^Gwim in a br^Cook; He ca^Gn't write his n^Came or read a b^Gook. ^Em7 To f^A7ool the people is his o^Dnly thought, And t^Em7hough he's s^A7lippery, he st^Dill gets c^D7aught; But then if t^Ghat sort of l^Cife is what you w^Gish, ^{F7 E7 Am7} You may grow ^D7up to be a f^Gish.

And ^F7all the m^E7onkeys aren't in the ^A7zoo; Every d^D7ay you meet quite a f^Gew. ^F7 So you s^E7ee it's all up to y^A7ou --^D7 You can be better than you a^Gre, ^{G/F# Em A7} You could be s^D7wingin' on a s^Gtar.