Bing Crosby - Swinging on a star

Would you ^G7like to swing on a ^G7star, Carry ^Fmoonbeams home in a ^Fjar, G7 G7 - G7 And be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a ^Fmule?

A ^Fmule is an ^Fanimal with ^Flong funny ^Fears. He ^Fkicks up at ^Fanything he ^Fhears^Dm7. His ^G7back is brawny but his ^Fbrain is weak. He's ^Dm7just plain ^G7stupid with a ^Fstubborn ^G7streak. And by the ^Fway, if you ^Fhate to go to ^Fschool^G7, ^Dm7 You may grow ^G7up to be a ^Fmule.

Or would y^G7ou like to swing on^G7 a star, Carry ^Fmoonbeams home in a ^Fjar, G7 G7 - G7 And be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a ^Fpig?

A ^Fpig is an ^Fanimal with ^Fdirt on his ^Fface. His ^Fshoes are a ^Fterrible ^Fdisgrace^Dm7. He ^G7has no manners when he ^Feats his food. He's ^Dm7fat and ^G7lazy and ^Fextremely ^G7rude. But if you ^Fdon't care a ^Ffeather or a ^Ffig,^{G7 Dm7} You may grow ^G7up to be a ^Fpig.

Or would y^G7ou like to swing on^G7 a star, Carry ^Fmoonbeams home in a ^Fjar, G7 G7 - G7 And be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a ^Ffish?

A ^Ffish won't do ^Fanything but ^Fswim in a ^Fbrook. He ^Fcan't write his ^Fname or read a ^Fbook.^Dm7 To ^G7fool the people is his ^Fonly thought, and ^Dm7though he's ^G7slippery, he ^Fstill gets ^G7caught. But then if ^Fthat sort of ^Flife is what you ^Fwish^G7, ^Dm7 You may grow ^G7up to be a ^Ffish.

And all the ^G7monkeys aren't in the ^G7zoo; Every ^Fday you meet quite a ^Ffew. G7 G7 - G7 So, you see, it's all up to you. F - G7 You can be better than you are. You could be ^G7swingin' on a ^Fstar!