Bill Bailey - Unisex chipshop

^GI used to buy my ch^Cadd9ips from a^Dsus4n oppresive chip shop ^Gregeme ^Gthe girl who worked there s^Cadd9he seemed happy but ^Dsus4i knew it was not what i^Gt seemed ^Cdo you wan't salt and ^Dviniger Is wh^Emat they made her say C D G[ Stop ]G but in the language of the ghetto that means help i'm a woman in chains

^GI wanted to free her in my dreams i would ^Csee her running na^Dked in the woods round ^GRaynem If i ^Chad some tigers i'd ^Gtrain em

^GTo protect her C [let ring] D [let ring] G [strum normally] from the sexual fashism that was lerking round the gerkin

^Gi'd lean accross the ^Cadd9counter and we woul^Gd talk G Cadd9 [ stop ] G I carved the name debbie on a little wooden fork When ^Cinto the shop came a ^Dskin head gang they s^Gnatched the fork f^Emrom my hand ^CDebbie she ^Dlooked at me t^Emo assert my masculinity I said ^COI they said ^DWhat I said ^Gnothing