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Unisex Chip Shop – Bill Bailey Intro F / Fadd9 / x2 F Fadd9 F G Fadd9 I used to buy my chips from an oppressive chip shop regime.
G D The girl who there, she seemed happy,
But I knFadd9ew it was not what it seemed.F Fadd9 G F Am7 "Do you want salt and vinegar?", was what they made her say,
Fadd9 G But in the language of the ghetto, Fadd9 F Fadd9 That means, "Help, I'm a woman in chains" F Fadd9 I wanted to free her. Dm In my dreams I would see her.
RunDm/Ening nFaked through the woods round Rainham, G F Fadd9 If I had some tigers I'd train them.
F Fadd9 To protect her Dm G F From the sexual fascism that was lurking, round the gherkins F /Fadd9 /x2 Yeah F Fadd9 F Fadd9 I'd lean across the counter and we would talk, F Fadd9 F Fadd9 I carved the name "Debbie" on a little wooden fork. Fadd9 G But into the shop came a skinhead gang, F Am They snatched the fork from my hand. Fadd9 G F Am Debbie, she looked at me, to assert my masculinity. Fadd9 G F Fadd9 F I said "Oi!", they said "What?", I said "Nothing”