Bill Bailey - Unisex chipshop

I used^F to b^Fadd9uy my chi^Fps from an^G oppressive chip^Fadd9 shop regime. ^{G D} The girl who there, she seemed happy,

But I kn^Fadd9ew it was not what it seemed.^{F Fadd9}"Do you wan^Gt sal^Ft and^Am7 vinegar?", was what they made her say,

But in^Fadd9 the langua^Gge of the ghetto, That means^Fadd9, "Help, I'^Fm a^Fadd9 woman in chains"

I wanted^F to f^Fadd9ree her. In my ^Dmdreams I would see her.

Run^Dm/Ening n^Faked through the woods round Rainham, If I had s^Gome tig^Fers ^Fadd9I'd train them.

To^F pr^Fadd9otect her From ^Dmthe sexual ^Gfascism that was lurking, r^Found the gherkins

I'd l^Fean across the counter a^Fadd9nd we would talk, ^{F Fadd9} I ^Fcarved the name "Debbie" on^Fadd9 a little wooden fork. ^{F Fadd9}

But in^Fadd9to the shop came a skinh^Gead gang, Th^Fey sn^Amatched the fork from my hand.

Debbie^Fadd9, she loo^Gked a^Ft me,^Am to assert my masculinity. I said^Fadd9 "Oi!", t^Ghey s^Faid^Fadd9 "What?"^F, I said "Nothing”