Arrogant Worms - The assumption song
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The Assumption Song
by the Arrogant Worms (Youtube)
Note: There's a few versions of this on here but i just think this sounds more accurate.
Maybe I was listening to a different version? Who knows.
Anyways, I just play it like this and use a few fill notes to step up and down as required.
Check out the youtube video for the strumming. Very simple, fun song to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs
CThere was an old farmer who lived on aG rock,
he sat in the meadow, just shaking his
Cfist at the boys who were down by the Gcrick,
their feet in the water, their hands on their
Cmarbles and playthings and at half-past fGour,
there came a young lady, she looked like a
Cpretty young creature she sat on the gGrass,
she pulled up her dress, and she showed them her
Cruffles and laces and white fluffy Gduck,
she said she was learning a new way to
Cbring up her children, so they would not Gspit
while the boys in the barnyard were shovelling
Crefuse, and litter from yesterday's Ghunt
while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Ceye at the fellow, down by the Gdock
he looked like a man with a sizable
Chome in the country, with a big fence out Gfront
if he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Clittle pet dog, who was subject to Gfits
and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Csmall, tender hands with a movement soG quick
and then she'd bend over and suck on his
Ccandy, so tasty made of buttersGcotch
and then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Ccookies that she had left out on her sGhelf
if you think this is dirty
you can go @!#$ youCrself!