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Hey guys, this my first tab and this is an easy tab on how to play "The Assumption Song" by the Arrogant Worms. Tabbed by: Chadster111 This song is fairly simple once you get down the chords. The chords are: C: x32010 G: 320003 Am: xx2210 F: x33211 Once you have these chords down it is a simple, 'down-down-down-down' strum pattern. You will play the chords simultaneously with the quarter notes. Please be aware that you will strike 'C' twice, 'G' twice, 'Am' twice, but only 'F' once. Once you hit 'F' once, you start over the pattern like so: C C G G Am Am F C C G G e|----0-----0-----3-----3------0------0-----1--|--0-----0-----3-----3---etc.| B|----1-----1-----0-----0------1------1-----1--|--1-----1-----0-----0-------| G|----0-----0-----0-----0------2------2-----2--|--0-----0-----0-----0-------| D|----2-----2-----0-----0------2------2-----3--|--2-----2-----0-----0-------| A|----3-----3-----2-----2------x------x-----3--|--3-----3-----2-----2-------| E|----x-----x-----3-----3------x------x-----x--|--x-----x-----3-----3-------| This pattern ensues throughout the entire song. Now to the entire tabulature:
CThere was an old farmer who Glived on a rock, he Amsat in the meadow, just shakingF his Cfist at the boys who were Gdown by the crick, their Amfeet in the water, theirF hands on their Cmarbles and playthings and Ghand half-past four, Amthere came a young lady, sheF looked like a Cpretty young creature she Gsat on the grass, Amshe pulled up her dress, and sheF showed them her Cruffles and laces and Gfluffy white duck, Amshe said she was learning a Fnew way to Cbring up her children, so Gthey would not spit Amwhile the boys in the barnyard were Fshoveling Crefuse, and litter from Gyesterday's hunt Amwhile the girl in the meadow was Frubbing her Ceye at the fellow, Gdown by the dock Amhe looked like a man with a Fsizable Chome in the country, with a Gbig fence out front Amif he asked her politely, she'd Fshow him her Clittle pet dog, who was Gsubject to fits Amand maybe she'd let him grab Fhold of her Csmall, tender hands with a Gmovement so quick Amand then she'd bend over and Fsuck on his Ccandy, so tasty made Gof butterscotch Amand then he'd spread whip cream all Fover her Ccookies that she had left Gout on her shelf Amif you think this is dirty Fyou can go ____ yourself!