Arrogant Worms - The assumption song

There was^C an old far^Cmer Who lived^C on a roc^Gk He sat i^Gn the mead^Gow Just ^Fshaking his F^Cist at some ^Cboys Who were ^Cdown by the ^Gcrick Their ^Gfeet in the ^Gwater Their h^Fands on their ^CMarbles and ^Cplaythings And at h^Calf past ^Gfour There c^Game a young ^Glady She ^Flooked like a ^CPretty young ^Ccreature She ^Csat on the g^Grass She ^Gpulled up her d^Gress And she ^Fshowed them her ^CRuffles and ^Claces And ^Cwhite fluffy ^Gduck She ^Gsaid she was ^Glearning A ^Fnew way to ^CBring up her ^Cchildren So ^Cthey would not ^Gspit While the ^Gboys in the ^Gbarnyard Were ^Fshoveling ^CRefuse and ^Clitter From y^Cesterday's ^Ghunt While the ^Ggirl in the ^Gmeadow Was ^Frubbing her ^CEyes at the ^Cfellow ^CDown by the ^Gdock He ^Glooked like a ^Gman With a ^Fsizable ^CHome in the ^Ccountry With a ^Cbig fence out f^Gront And if he ^Gasked her pol^Gitely She'd ^Fshow him her ^CLittle pet ^Cdog Who was s^Cubject to ^Gfits And ma^Gybe she'd l^Get him Grab h^Fold of her ^CSmall tender ^Chand With a ^Cmovement so ^Gquick And t^Ghen she'd bend o^Gver And ^Fsuck on his ^CCandy, so ^Ctasty Made ^Cof butters^Gcotch And ^Gthen he'd spread ^Gwhipped cream All ^Fover her ^CCookies that ^Cshe had Left ^Cout on her ^Gshelf If you ^Gthink this is ^Gdirty You can ^Fgo fuck your^Cself!