Ylvis - Jan egeland

^EmGray hair, glasses, ^Csuitcase ^EmHumble, clever

^CConstantly working for peace ^AmUganda, Congo

^EmAnd the ^DOslo treaty ^Cplan Oh my ^Bsus4God, what a ^Bplan

Not as f^Camous as Gahr Støre Not a da^Gddy's boy like ^DJens But when ^Chandgrenades are flying There's just one ^Bsus4man you can ^Btrust

^CWhen there's war and all is ^Ghell Send in Jan E^Dgeland The U^Cnited Nations ^Bsuperhero ^Emman Mad dic^Ctator with a g^Gun Send in Jan Egel^Dand Oh how I ^Bwish, I was Jan Egel^Emand

^EmBlue eyes, firm hands, ^Cnice legs ^EmClean shaved body ^CDrinking his proteinshakes ^AmSpray-tan, skin cream ^EmAnd b^Duttocks like he was eig^Chteen He's a p^Bsus4eacekeeping m^Bachine

And he s^Ctares, into the mirror Flexing m^Guscles in the n^Dight And says &^Cquot;Boy, I think you're ready To pro^Bsus4tect some human ^Brights"

^CWhen there's war and all is ^Ghell Send in Jan E^Dgeland The U^Cnited Nations su^Bperhero m^Eman He plays g^Colf with K^Gofi Annan And looks at maps with George ^DCloon Oh how I^B wish, I was Jan Egel^C#mand

When he's s^Cad he goes to funerals, in un^Gusually heavy r^Dain Large a^Cmounts of water in his face But that do^Bsus4esn't hide his^B pain

He breaks ^Cdown just like a homo And starts c^Grying just like a g^Dirl But I g^Cuess you can cry and still be a man if your ^Bsus4dayjob is saving the world

^CWhen there's war and all is ^Ghell Send in Jan E^Dgeland He's a m^Cacho mu^Bsclepumping crying ^EmGod If there's ^Cone man you should t^Grust It is the Janny-^Dboy Oh how ^BI wish, I was Jan Eg^Emeland