Ylvis - Jan egeland
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Em C G Am X2
EmGray hair
CGlasses
G Am x2
Suitcase
EmHumble
CClever
G Amx2
And constantly working for peace
AUganda
EmCongo
Amx2 C
And the Oslo treaty plan
BOh my God, what a plan
CNot as famous as Gahr Stare
GNot a daddy's boy like Jens
CBut when handgrenades are flying
BThere's just one man you can trust
CWhGen there's war and all is hell
DSend in Jan Egeland!
CThBe EmUniGteAd Nations superhero man
CMaGd dictator with a gun
AmSenGd Din Jan Egeland
BmOh,A how I wish..
EmI was Jan Egeland..
Same as intro..
Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine..
CAnd he stares into the mirror
GFlDexing muscles in the night
CAnd he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
B..to protect some human rights"
Same Refr.
When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
Solo: Dm A E B E A Bm B Em B
CEgeGland (Egeland)
BEgeGland (Egeland)
EmWheBn Che's sad he goes to funerals
GIn Dunusually heavy rain
C