Tuning:

[Verse 1]

I want to be^Am a field day for the^C Sundays so they can ^G Fuck up my life^E

[Verse 2]

^Am Embarrass my ^Cwife ^G And leave a bad taste^E

[Chorus]

^AmStriped toothpaste can't ^Cremove on Monday mor^Enings

I want to be a target for the dailies so they can show Pictures of me with a nude on page three So lacking in taste

^AmTouched up near the waist, looking^C as limp as ^GMonday mor^Ening

[Outro]

^AmTouched up near the waist, looking^C as limp as Monday ^Gmor^Ening

Wire - Field day for the sundays