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EMany many years ago BWhen I was twenty three B7I was married to a widow EWho was pretty as could be
E7This widow had a grown-up daughter F#mHad hair of red F#My father fell in love with her BAnd soon the two were wed
EThis made my dad my son-in-law BAnd changed my very life B7My daughter was my mother E'Cause she was my father's wife
E7To complicate the matters F#mEven though it brought me joy F#I soon became the father BOf a bouncing baby boy
EMy little baby then became BA brother-in-law to dad B7And so became my uncle EThough it made me very sad
E7For if he was my uncle F#mThat also made him the brother F#Of the widow's grown-up daughter BWho, of course, was my step-mother
EI'm my own grandpa F#mI'm my own grandBpa EIt sounds funny I know ABut it really is so EI'm my Bown grAandpEa
EMy father's wife then had a son BThat kept them on the run B7And he became my grandchild EFor he was my daughter's son E7My wife is now my mother's mother F#mAnd it makes me blue F#Because although she is my wife BShe's my grandmother too
EI'm my own grandpa F#mI'm my own grandBpa EIt sounds funny I know ABut it really is so EI'm my Bown grAandpEa
ENow, if my wife is my grandmother BThen, I am her grandchild B7And every time I think of it EIt nearly drives me wild E7For now I have become F#mThe strangest case you ever saw F#7As the husband of my grandmother BI am my own grandpa
EI'm my own grandpa F#mI'm my own grandBpa EIt sounds funny I know ABut it really is so EI'm my Bown grandpAa
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