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Capo: 5 Tuning: E A D G B E
Chords for verses and choruses G: 320033 F#m: 200033 Em7: 022033 Cadd9: x32033 Cmadd9: x31033 F6: xx3233 [Intro] G F#m Em7 Cadd9 Cmadd9 F6 e|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3-x--3-x-| B|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3-x--3-x-| G|--0-x--0-x--0-x--0-x-|--0-x--0-x-| D|----x----x----x----x-|----x----x-| A|----x----x--2-x--3-x-|--1-x--0-x-| E|--3-x--2-x----x----x-|----x----x-| G F#m Em7 Cadd9
G F#m Em7 (YCadd9ou're a fucking bitch Sarah GI swear to F#mgod I'm gonna find you Em7and) Cadd9 (HeGy Sarah I just wanted to sayF#m sorry for my last message I'mEm7 just a little angryCadd9 at the moment cause y'know GUhm I'm such a F#mnice guy and you seem to Em7only dateCadd9 scumbags I just wanted toG make sure there's no F#mhard feelings between us Em7Please.Cadd9.. Please can you unblock me on MSM MessengCmadd9er) F6
[Verse 1] (For the following 8 bars make the last two beats of each bar have an open A string) G G G G G G G G
MG’lady F#m Can youEm7 hear me? Cadd9 GPlease don’t block F#mmy number agaiEm7n Cadd9 Look, IG jumped through all your hF#moops Em7We got off on the wrong fCadd9oot GBut I want toF#m prove toEm7 you Cadd9 That I’mG not obsessed with sF#mex Em7 Cadd9
(The following Em7 is played with one strum) G F#m Em7 Cadd9 [Verse 2]
GLeft on sF#meen Em7 AnotherCadd9 visit to your FGacebook gF#malleryEm7 Cadd9 GThis timeF#m not to masturbF#mate Cadd9 But instGead toF#m appreciateEm7 Cadd9 GSomething F#mno man coulEm7d do as well as Cadd9I can GSomething that F#mshouldn’t be forEm7 free Cadd9 (The following 4 chords follow the alternative verse strumming pattern) 'Cause IG’m the F#monly Em7guy for Cadd9you And yGou’re the only F#mgirl for mEm7e Cadd9
[Chorus]
So Cmadd9why won’t you F6 Show me your tits?
G F#m Em7 Cadd9 [Verse 3]
That reGstraining orderF#m Was aEm7 bit faCadd9r GAll I did was F#mattach a Em7tracker onto Cadd9your car It’s Gnot a feloF#mny It’s nEm7ot even a crCadd9ime I just Gwanted to make F#msure (The next two chords are 1 strum) You weren't Em7seeing any bCadd9lack guys
[Verse 4]
G Who am IF#m kidding? AF#m girl as pure asCadd9 you WoGuld never go fF#mor a man Em7like me Cadd9 (The next two sets of chords follow the alternative verse strumming pattern, and the last Em7 being one strum) Because Gyou are F#mwhat reEm7ality isCadd9 made of GEven theF#m part that’s gritty Em7
[Chorus]
So Cmadd9why won’t you F6 Show me your tits? N.C.Consensually G F#m (I’m a gentleman what caEm7n I say? Cadd9 G I'm also rF#meally mentally stabEm7le) Cadd9
[Verse 5]
I’m gGonna kill mF#myself If Em7you don’t go Cadd9out with me IG mean, it’s aF#m stretch ButEm7 blood is my diCadd9chotomy IG mean, come F#mon I Em7wrote you a fuckinCadd9g song (The following Em7 and Cadd9 are 1 strum each) I Gwouldn’t have done that F#mif you weren’t an Em7attractive Cadd9womon G(Not… F#mnot that you’re just a woman to me. IEm7 mean I'm a reallCadd9y sensitive guy. IG can... I canF#m see below the skin)Em7 Cadd9
[Chorus]
SoCmadd9 why won’t you F6 Show me your tits?
[Outro] G F#m Em7 Cadd9 Cmadd9 F6 e|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3-x--3-x-| B|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3-x--3-x-| G|--0-x--0-x--0-x--0-x-|--0-x--0-x-| D|----x----x----x----x-|----x----x-| A|----x----x--2-x--3-x-|--1-x--0-x-| E|--3-x--2-x----x----x-|----x----x-| G F#m Em7 Cadd9 G F#m Em7 Cadd9
This Gisn’t where iF#mt ends Em7 Cadd9 We Gall make ouF#mr mistakes And the Em7world will keep Cadd9on turning But it Gturns a lot F#mslower When youEm7’re not aCmadd9round F6 N.C.I’ll settle for a picture of your feet
(One strum) G