Capo: 5 Tuning: E A D G B E

[Chords] G: 320033 G/F: 200033 Em7: 022033 Cadd9: x32033 Cmadd9: x31033 F: xx3233 [Intro] e|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3-x--3-x-| | B|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3-x--3-x-| | G|--0-x--0-x--0-x--0-x-|--0-x--0-x-| | D|----x----x----x----x-|----x----x-| | A|----x----x--2-x--3-x-|--1-x--0-x-| | E|--3-x--2-x----x----x-|----x----x-| G G/F Em7 Cadd9

^GM’l^G/Fady, ^Em7 ^Cadd9 ^GCan you^G/F hear m^Em7e? ^Cadd9 ^GPlease ^G/Fdon’t b^Em7lock my num^Cadd9ber again ^GLook, I^G/F jumped^Em7 through al^Cadd9l your hoops ^GWe got ^G/Foff on ^Em7the wrong f^Cadd9oot ^GBut I w^G/Fant to ^Em7prove to yo^Cadd9u. ^GThat I’^G/Fm not o^Em7bsessed wit^Cadd9h sex

[Intervention] G G/F Em7 Cadd9

^GLeft on^G/F seen ^Em7 ^Cadd9 ^GAnother^G/F visit ^Em7to your Fac^Cadd9ebook gallery ^GThis ti^G/Fme not ^Em7to masterba^Cadd9te ^GBut ins^G/Ftead to^Em7 appreciate^Cadd9 ^GSomethi^G/Fng no m^Em7an could do^Cadd9 as well as I can ^GSomethi^G/Fng that^Em7 shouldn’t ^Cadd9be for free ^GBecause^G/F I’m th^Em7e only guy ^Cadd9for you ^GAnd you^G/F’re the^Em7 only girl ^Cadd9for me

Cmadd9 So then why won’t you

^FShow me your tits? G G/F Em7 Cadd9

^GThat re^G/Fstraini^Em7ng order ^Cadd9 ^GWas a b^G/Fit far ^Em7 ^Cadd9 ^GAll I d^G/Fid was ^Em7attach my t^Cadd9racker onto your car ^GThat’s ^G/Fnot a f^Em7elony ^Cadd9 ^GIt’s no^G/Ft even ^Em7a crime ^Cadd9 ^GI just ^G/Fwant to^Em7 make sure ^Cadd9 ^GYou’re ^G/Fnot see^Em7ing any bla^Cadd9ck guys ^GOh, who^G/F am I k^Em7idding? ^Cadd9 ^GA girl ^G/Fas pure^Em7 as you ^Cadd9 ^GWould n^G/Fever go^Em7 for a man ^Cadd9like me ^GBecause^G/F you ar^Em7e what real^Cadd9ity is made of ^GEven th^G/Fe part ^Em7that’s grit^Cadd9ty

Cmadd9 So then why won’t you

^FShow me your tits? N.c Consensually

^G(I’m a ^G/Fgentlem^Em7an what can^Cadd9 I say? I'm also really metaly stable.)

^GI’m gon^G/Fna kill^Em7 myself ^Cadd9 ^GIf you ^G/Fdon’t g^Em7o out with ^Cadd9me ^GI mean,^G/F it’s a^Em7 stretch ^Cadd9 ^GBut blo^G/Fod is m^Em7y dichotomy^Cadd9 ^GI mean,^G/F come o^Em7n ^Cadd9 ^GI wrote^G/F you a ^Em7fucking son^Cadd9g ^GI would^G/Fn’t hav^Em7e done this^Cadd9 if you weren’t an attractive woman.

^G(Not… n^G/Fot that^Em7 you’re jus^Cadd9t a woman to me. ^GTrust m^G/Fe, I’m ^Em7a sensitive^Cadd9 man. ^GI can s^G/Fee belo^Em7w the skin.^Cadd9)

Cmadd9 So why won’t you

^FShow me your tits? [Repeat Intro]

^GThis isn’t where^G/F it ends ^Em7We all make our ^Cadd9mistakes ^GAnd the world wi^G/Fll keep on turning ^Em7But it seems a l^Cadd9ot slower ^GWhen you’re not ^G/Faround N.c Ill settle for a picture of your... feet N.c Ends on G (strum once [let ring])

Wilbur Soot - The nice guy ballad