Capo: 8 Tuning: G C E A

capo on the 8th intro ===== G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 x2 verse 1 =======

^GMy life is brilliant. ^G/F# ^Em7 ^Cadd9 What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? Okay, now? Now?

^GMy life is brilliant. ^G/F#Your life's a joke ^Em7You're just pathetic ^Cadd9You're always broke Your^G homemade Star Trek uniform really a^G/F#in't impressing' me You'^Em7re suffering' from delusions of Adequac^Cadd9y ^D/F#

chorus ======

^Cadd9You're Pitifu^D/F#l. Yo^Em7u're Pitiful.^D/F# ^Cadd9You're Pitifu^D/F#l, it's tr^Gue. Ne^Cadd9ver had a^D/F# date That ya c^Gould^D/F#n't i^Em7nflate And ya^Cadd9 smell repu^D/F#lsive to^Em7o What a bumme^Cadd9r bein^D/F#' you ^G ^G/F# ^Em7 ^Cadd9

verse 2 =======

Well ya ju^Gst can't dance And fo^G/F#rget romance Everybody ^Em7you know still calls ya ^Cadd9 Farty Pants But ^Gyou always have a job we^G/F#ll I mean As l^Em7ong as you still can work tha^Cadd9t slurpie machine

chorus ======

^Cadd9You're Pitifu^D/F#l. Yo^Em7u're Pitiful.^D/F# ^Cadd9You're Pitifu^D/F#l, it's tr^Gue. Yo^Cadd9u're half^D/F# undressed Eatin' chi^Gps o^D/F#f you^Em7r chest While ^Cadd9you're play^D/F#in' Halo^Em7 2 No one's cla^Cadd9ssier ^D/F#than you^G

interlude ========= Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/F# Cadd9-->D/F# La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER outro =====

^Cadd9You're Pitifu^D/F#l. Yo^Em7u're Pitiful.^D/F# ^Cadd9You're Pitifu^D/F#l, it's tr^Gue. Your d^Cadd9og would mu^D/F#ch rather Play fet^Gch by ^D/F#itsel^Em7f You still^Cadd9 live with your Mom and y^D/F#ou're 42 ^G ^D/F# ^Em7 Guess you^Cadd9'll neve^D/F#r grow a ^Em7clue When it^Cadd9 just ^D/F#sucks to ^Gbe you

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Youre pitiful