"Weird Al" Yankovic - Youre pitiful
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Hey i dont know why no ones submitted this....
funny song
capo on 5.....
Weird Al Yankovic You're Pitiful
Intro
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C G Am F
What, was I too early' Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over' Or, keep going'
Okay, now' Now'
VERSE 1
CMy life is brilliant
GYour life's a joke
AmYou're just pathetic
FYou're always broke
CYour homemade Star Trek uniform
Greally ain't impressing' me
AmYou're suffering' from delusions of
FAdequacy
CHORUS
FYou're PitifGul
CYou're Pitiful
FYou're PitiGful
CIt's true
FNever had a date G
That ya couldnC't iC/BnflateAm
FAnd ya smell repulsive tGoo Am
What a bummeFr bein' you G C
Lead:
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VERSE 2
CWell ya just can't dance
GAnd forget romance
AmEverybody you know still calls ya
FFarty Pants
CBut you always have a job well I meGan
AmAs long as you still can work that slurpie machine F
CHORUS
FYou're PitifGul
CYou're Pitiful
FYou're PitiGful
CIt's true
FYou're half undressed G
Eatin' chiCps of yoC/Bur chest Am
FWhile you're playin' GHalo 2 Am
FNo one's classieGr than you C
FLa la Cla la, Fla la Cla la, Fla la Cla la, GLOSER
FYou're PitifGul
CYou're Pitiful
FYou're PitiGful
CIt's true
FYour dog would much rather G
Play fetCch by C/Bitself Am
FYou still live with your Mom anGd you're 42 Am
FGuess you'll never grow a cluGe Am
FWhen it just sucks toG be you C
peace 2 U biatches