"Weird Al" Yankovic - You dont love me anymore

^CWe've been together for so ^Cmaj7very long But ^Bbnow things are changing, oh, I ^Fwonder what's wrong ^DmSeems you don't want me a^Ground The ^Dmpassion is gone and the ^Gflame's died down I guess I^C lost a little bit of ^Cmaj7self-esteem That ^Bbtime that you made it with the ^Fwhole hockey team ^DmYou used to think I was n^Gice Now you ^Dmtell all your friends that I'm the ^GAntichrist

Oh-oh, ^Bbwhy did you disconnect the ^Fbrakes on my car? That ^Ckind of thing is hard to ig^Gnore Got a ^Dmfunny feeling ^Fyou don't love me anymore

^CI knew that we were having ^Cmaj7problems when You ^Bbput those piranhas in my ^Fbathtub again ^DmYou're still the light of my l^Gife Oh ^Dmdarling, I'm beggin', won't you ^Gput down that knife? You know, I^C even think it's kinda ^Cmaj7cute the way You ^Bbpoison my coffee just a ^Flittle each day I still re^Dmmember the way that you la^Gughed ^DmWhen you pushed me down the ^Gelevator shaft

Oh, if you ^Bbdon't mind me asking, what's this ^Fpoisonous cobra ^CDoing in my underwear d^Grawer? Sometimes I^Dm get to thinking ^Fyou don't love me anymore

^CYou slammed my face down on the ^Cmaj7barbecue grill Now my ^Bbscars are all healing, but my ^Fheart never will ^DmYou set my house on f^Gire You ^Dmpulled out my chest hairs with an ^Gold pair of pliers Oh, you ^Cthink I'm ugly and you ^Cmaj7say I'm cheap You ^Bbshaved off my eyebrows while ^FI was asleep ^DmYou drilled a hole in my ^Ghead Then you ^Dmdumped me in a drainage ditch and ^Gleft me for dead

Oh, you ^Bbknow this really isn't ^Flike you at all You ^Cnever acted this way be^Gfore Honey, ^Dmsomething tells me ^Fyou don't love me anymore^C Oh ^Cmaj7no, no Got a ^Dmfunny feeling ^Fyou don't love me anymore...