"Weird Al" Yankovic - You don't love me anymore

W^Ce've been together for so^Em very long But n^Gmow things are changing, Oh I wo^Dmnder what's wrong? S^Dmeems you don't want me a^Ground The pas^Dmsion is gone and the f^Flames died^G down

I guess I ^Clost a little bit of ^Emself-esteem That t^Gmime that you made it with the wh^Dmole hockey team Y^Dmou used to think I was ^Gnice Now ^Dmyou tell all your friends that I'm the^F antichri^Gst

Oh, ^Bbwhy did you disconnect the ^Fbrakes on my car? That k^Cind of thing is hard to ignor^Ge Got a f^Dmunny feeling^F you don't ^Glove me any^Cmore

I^C knew that we were having p^Emroblems when ^GmYou put those piranhas in my ^Dmbathtub again ^DmYou're still the light of my ^Glife Oh da^Dmrling I'm beggin', won't you^F put down that ^Gknife

^CYou know, I even think it's kinda ^Emcute the way ^GmYou poison my coffee just a ^Dmlittle each day ^DmI still remember the way that you laugh^Ged ^DmWhen you pushed me down the ^Felevator ^Gshaft

Oh, ^Bbif you don't mind me asking what's this ^Fpoisonous cobra ^CDoing in my underwear ^Gdrawer? Sometimes^Dm I get to thinking ^FYou don't ^Glove me any^Cmore

^CYou slammed my face down on the ^Embarbecue grill ^GmNow my scars are all healing but my he^Dmart never will ^DmYou set my house on ^Gfire You pul^Dmled out my chesthairs with an^F old pair of p^Gliers

^COh, you think I'm ugly and you say I^Em'm cheap You ^Gmshaved off my eyebrows ^Dmwhile I was asleep Y^Dmou drilled a hole in my ^Ghead Then you du^Dmmped me in a drainage ditch and ^Fleft me for^G dead

^BbOh, you know this really isn't l^Fike you at all. You ne^Cver acted this way before^G Honey, ^Dmsomething tells me ^Fyou don't ^Glove me anym^Core Oh no no, got a f^Dmunny feeling ^Fyou don't ^Glove me any^Cmore