"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda

I ^Emet him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it ^Abubbles all the time like a ^Dgiant carbonated ^ESoda, S-O-D-A ^Asoda^D I ^Esaw the little runt sitting there on a log, I ^Aasked him his name and in a ^Draspy voice he said E A D C D E Yoda, Y-O-D-A Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well ^EI've been around but I ain't never seen a guy who ^Alooks like a Muppet but he's ^Dwrinkled and green Oh my ^EYoda, yo-yo-yo-yo ^AYoda Well ^EI'm not dumb but I can't understand how he can ^Alift me in the air just by ^Draising his hand E A D C D E Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

^B7Well I left home just a week before, and ^F#7I've never ever been a Jedi before But ^AObi-wan, he set me straight of course, he ^A7said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force." Well ^EI'm not the kind that would argue with Ben, so it ^Alooks like I'm gonna start all ^Dover again with my E A D C D E Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E A D C D E Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So ^AI used ^Ethe ^BForce I ^Apicked ^Eup a ^Bbox I ^Alifted ^Esome roc^Bks While I ^Estood ^G#7on my ^C#mhead, but ^BI won't forget what ^B7Yoda said

He said, "^ELuke, stay away from the darker side and if you ^Astart to go astray, let The ^DForce be your guide." Oh, my ^EYoda, yo-yo-yo-yo ^AYoda I ^Eknow Darth Vader's really got you annoyed but rem^Aember if you kill him then you'll ^Dbe unemployed Oh, my ^EYoda, yo-yo-yo-yo ^AYoda

^B7Well I heard my friends really got in a mess, so ^F#7I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But ^AI know that I'll be coming back some day, I'll be pl^A7aying this part till I'm old and gray The ^Elong-term contract I had to sign says I'll be m^Aaking these movies till the e^Dnd of time E A D C D E Oh, my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E A D C D E Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E A D C D E Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E A D C D E Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E A D C D E Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda