"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda

I ^Emet him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it ^Abubbles all the time like a ^Dgiant carbonated E A Soda S-O-D-A soda I ^Esaw the little runt sitting there on a log I ^Aasked him his name and in a ^Draspy voice he said ^EYoda Y-O-D-A ^AYoda ^D Yo yo yo yo ^CYoda ^{D E} Well ^EI've been around but I ain't never seen A guy who ^Alooks like a Muppet but he's ^Dwrinkled and green Oh my ^EYoda yo yo yo yo ^AYoda Well ^EI'm not dumb but I can't understand How he can ^Alift me in the air just by ^Draising his hand Oh my ^EYoda yo yo yo yo ^AYoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^CYoda ^{D E}

^B7Well I left home just a week before And ^F#7I never ever been a Jedi before But ^AObi-wan, he set me straight of course ^AHe said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force." Well, ^EI'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it ^Alooks like I'm gonna start all ^Dover again with my ^EYoda yo yo yo yo ^AYoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^CYoda ^{D E E}Yoda yo yo yo yo ^AYoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^CYoda ^{D E}

So ^AI used ^Ethe ^BForce I ^Apicked ^Eup a ^Bbox I ^Alifted ^Esome roc^Bks While I ^Estood ^G#7on my ^C#mhead But ^BI won't forget what Yoda ^B6said He said, &^Equot;Luke, stay away from the darker side, And if you ^Astart to go astray, let the ^DForce be your guide." Oh, my ^EYoda yo yo yo yo ^AYoda I ^Eknow Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But, re^Amember if you kill him then you'll ^Dbe unemployed Oh, my ^EYoda yo yo yo yo ^AYoda ^B7Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So ^F#7I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But ^AI know that I'll be coming back some day ^AI'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray The ^Elong-term contract I had to sign Says I'll be ^Amaking these movies till the ^Dend of time Oh, my Y^Eoda yo yo yo yo ^AYoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^CYoda ^{D E E}Yoda yo yo yo yo ^AYoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^CYoda ^{D E E}Yoda yo yo yo yo ^AYoda ^D yo yo yo yo ^CYoda ^{D E}